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Real life fail

This fail macro makes me laugh, because it hap­pens on a cer­tain slot of the vend­ing machine at the hos­pi­tal where I work. I ALWAYS forget.

I was hun­gry (I eat break­fast at 7:15 and lunch at 1:00, so there’s a gap in there where I need to eat some­thing), and was down to emp­ty­ing my

Rage against the snack machine

I just spent the last ten min­utes or so viciously kick­ing a snack machine.
See, I’m hun­gry. The machine on the third floor of the build­ing next door has Dori­tos in it today, and I’m weak. First, I bought the Dori­tos, and they got stuck in the mech­a­nism. Boo.
This annoyed me, so I started shov­ing and kick­ing