Author Archives: Laura Bird

Genetically engineered for adorableness

Maybe this whole ham­ster cam thing is just a waste of time,” I think. Then Cart­man gets caught by the cam­era look­ing almost unfath­omably cute, and I have no choice. The cam stays.

Window Dressing

AJ helped me to set up my dis­play at Uncom­mon Grounds Saratoga. I’m still not super excited about it. I didn’t bring the best fab­rics with me, and I think I could have made much bet­ter use of the space with some­thing drapier. Not sure what else I have in my fab­ric stash that I

Milk! MILK!

We got about six inches of nasty, wet, heavy snow here in the last twenty-four hours or so, and we’re sup­posed to get more. It’s unpleas­ant. It lit­er­ally took me 45 min­utes to drive about 100 yards on my way to work this after­noon. Peo­ple are out of their minds.
On my way home, I stopped at

Nights in Rodentia

I sleep a lot bet­ter when there are ani­mals around. I don’t know why exactly, but I think it’s pretty sim­ple: I like ani­mals. They com­fort me. They make me feel less lonely, but I know they won’t judge me if I thrash around or snore or talk in my sleep. I move around less

Happy berfday, bestest friend

Happy birth­day to my best friend and furry lit­tle sis­ter Mag­gie! She turned 9 on Sat­ur­day. My par­ents made her a cake. Since the cake con­tains choco­late and flour, she couldn’t eat a crumb of it, but they told her how deli­cious it was.

The sweetest earworm of them all

When­ever I hear the words “sugar beets,” my mind flashes back to this “Sesame Street” seg­ment from the early ‘80s. Then the song remains lodged in my head for hours, days, or weeks, until it’s dis­placed by some­thing less infu­ri­at­ing. Now you can suffer, too.

I blame Abe Sauer for this.

Behold: the Hamstercam

I found my web­cam, so we all know what that means!

The present stars are Campbell’s dwarf room­mates, Erica Cart­man and Kylie Broflovski. Famil­iarly, Cart­man and Kylie.

This week’s project, completed.

Behold: my first ever com­pleted pair of adult-size socks. I’ve made one pair of baby socks, but this was more ambi­tious. I think they turned out accept­able. I wouldn’t inflict them on any­one else, but I will wear them with pride and snug­gles.
For the knit­ters in the crowd: this is all Lion Wool-Ease worsted (80%

Insert congratulatory song

I’d like to con­grat­u­late AJ and her Last.fm account on an impres­sive mile­stone. Back when we were room­mates, she dragged me into using it too. I’m at 72,017, so I’m get­ting there. I’ll catch up yet.

My Firefox add-ons, let me show you them

I really like Fire­fox. Mostly, I like it because there are some add-ons I’ve come to depend on. I can install them and have iden­ti­cal tools across plat­forms for work and recre­ational web use. Since I switch between Mac OS, Linux, and Win­dows (some­times in the same day) that’s impor­tant to me.
So here are my add-ons.