Overheard at my house
Me: Zoe likes to chase cats. But she’ll learn her lesson.
AJ: That’s right. Cats have pointy ends.
Me: Five of them.
AJ: Exactly.
Me: You know that if they could, they’d evolve spikes on their tails. Like dinosaurs.
AJ: They’d also want to fly. And shoot fire out of their mouths.
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Don’t forget that their butts are weapons of mass destruction. Especially if their name is Toledo.
(They would want thumbs, too. I’m pretty sure they hate us just because we can open a can of cat food and they can’t.)