Monthly Archives: February 2009

Can’t a sister get a hard drive?

I wrote about the Cir­cuit City hard drive inci­dent for this blog orig­i­nally, but decided to post it at (my now for­mer) work instead.

Dispatch from the remote sandwich office

I’m work­ing at Pan­era today. It’s a decent work­space off peak hours on a week­day. The one I’m at is in the process of putting elec­tri­cal out­lets at nearly every table, which is use­ful for remote office folks like me.
Except that the ones at the tables around where I’ve set­tled in aren’t live yet, some­thing that

Don’t block the water

I’ve never under­stood how it is that I’m the only per­son I know who knows how to load a dish­washer. Now you do, too.

The guy from Lost was haggling over $1″

It’s strangely com­fort­ing to know that Jorge Gar­cia from “Lost” seems to love coupons as much as I do.

Yeah, actually, I am fat.

In my head, I’ve been work­ing on para­graphs of an essay on the “You’re not fat!” phe­nom­e­non for a while now. I’ve reached a point where I say “I’m fat” in the same way that I say “I have brown hair.” I say it in nor­mal con­ver­sa­tion, to explain why I can’t wear high heels

An open letter to Nadia Suleman

Dear Ms. Sule­man,
I real­ize that nearly every­one has some­thing to say to you, or at least about you.  I just have one rel­a­tively minor and very spe­cific issue with you and your fam­ily.
I’d like you to stop mak­ing only chil­dren look bad. Stop using your lonely child­hood as an excuse for your exces­sive pro­cre­ation.
I’ve always

Funny, my eggs don’t sing

This ani­ma­tion dis­turbs me on a pro­found level. So, of course, I had to post it here.

Thanks AJ. I think.

Winterscape

Things flood a lot in Albany, or at least in my neigh­bor­hood. Nor­mally, not the kind of cat­a­strophic floods that do seri­ous prop­erty dam­age and carry away cars. We see more minor floods, that cre­ate ankle-deep lakes at the end of your dri­ve­way, or turn the space on the street where you’ve parked your car

Snowbanks, side street, Albany

Taken on Tues­day. The snow and ice had mostly melted by this point, and the side­walk was mostly pass­able, but it doesn’t look very pretty.

Well, I am, but that’s not why

I think I’ve learned how much pho­to­graphic bacon it takes to make me feel phys­i­cally ill.
This much.