Monthly Archives: March 2008

I should know better, but I never learn.

Les­son to remem­ber: the more I have on my agenda to get done in a given week­end, the more likely it is that I will be laid up for over 24 hours with a hel­la­cious migraine.

Online news can be problematic

The story is sad: the edit­ing error is amusing.

Wailing and gnashing of forks

Man­gia, the best Ital­ian restau­rant in the region and def­i­nitely the best within a two-mile radius of my house, is clos­ing. I didn’t go there as often as I would have liked. But that’s because I’m poor. I had a dish there involv­ing ravi­oli, goat cheese, veg­eta­bles, and an alarm­ing num­ber of

That old-time sugar-coated religion

No, it’s not Passover yet…and you can tell because I haven’t done my annual stock­ing of cane sugar Coke.
 How­ever, I had to share the Ten Plagues, in Peeps.

à chacun son chemin

One person’s “amus­ing one­self while home alone on a Fri­day night” is per­haps another person’s “cru­elty to ani­mals.” I assure you, though, that Dreamie was hav­ing a lot of fun. I was clean­ing the fish­tank, which is next to her cage, this evening, and she spent the whole time beg­ging me for atten­tion.
My

It’s nice to be known for something.

YEAH YEAH GO ALBANY.
ALBANY, N.Y.
Upstate New York will soon be home to the nation’s largest Wal-Mart store.
Work­ers are com­bin­ing a standard-sized Wal-Mart store with space left vacant by a failed Sam’s Club ware­house out­let on the out­skirts of Albany to cre­ate a 260,000-square-foot, two-story “super­center” sell­ing depart­ment store mer­chan­dise as well as gro­ceries, liquor and

Travel with me, Internet.

Climb inside my Delorean–oops, watch the Star­bucks cups on the pas­sen­ger seat–and travel with me to August 12, 2004.

Those heady days when “The Daily Show” could get a laugh out of the fact that the gov­er­nor of New York was involved in nei­ther a sex scan­dal nor a cor­rup­tion scan­dal.
HA HA!! Sigh.…

Stop yelling at me!

I took some screen­caps of “The Daily Show” from last night with some par­tic­u­larly com­i­cal Jon Stew­art expres­sions. I had some down­time at work tonight, see.

I need to screen­cap Rob Riggle’s green screen upfront where it said “LIVE: ALBANY, NY.” It was deeply amus­ing, maybe only to me.

Serve frozen, with a side of bacon

I was walk­ing through the bread aisle at Han­naford look­ing for onion bagels today, when I spot­ted first one loaf, then an entire shelf of loaves, of…Canadian White bread.
Cana­dian? What does that mean, in the realm of bread?
Help me solve this mys­tery, Internets.

I miss my babies

I ended up keep­ing a dif­fer­ent ham­ster, Zach.  We bonded, and he had such neat mark­ings that he ended up being The One.
The cream-colored boys, Chester and Cream­puff, found fan­tas­tic homes, where they’re now named Pooh Bear and Cream­puff respec­tively.   I’m very con­fi­dent in the qual­ity of everyone’s home except per­haps Vio­let Jr., one of the