email to my advisor, or: signs I’m rapidly losing it

And lo from the heavens did descend an ethical requirements form, which be posted on the bulletin board beside the office door of the professor named Edward. Once he has placed his mark upon it, the student is willing to take the bless’d document and spirit it off to the magical land of the registrar, where it may have a reunion with other, similar papers, and achieve administrative nirvana through annihilation into a database.

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His response:

And Edward said, “Let there be forms,” and forms moved ethically across the lands and the waters; yea, verily, they were fruitful and multiplied, begetting more forms unto the five-thousandth generation.