my away message for the night

so these so-called KEEHNERS decided to buy live LOBSTERS and boil them in huge POTS in the KITCHEN. Joanna and I wanted to to LIBERATE them but we were too late. I came to the kitchen just in time to witness the DEATH of one of the poor creatures, and then forgot about the incident until I went to get my nightly glass of soy milk and noticed the wasted CORPSE, boiled RED, of one of the poor crustaceans on the top of the open garbage can next to the fridge. How RUDE and DISGUSTING can you get in a VEGETARIAN co-op, anyway? I think I’m going to throw up now.