my away message for the night

so these so-called KEEHNERS decided to buy live LOBSTERS and boil them in huge POTS in the KITCHEN. Joanna and I wanted to to LIBERATE them but we were too late. I came to the kitchen just in time to wit­ness the DEATH of one of the poor crea­tures, and then for­got about the inci­dent until I went to get my nightly glass of soy milk and noticed the wasted CORPSE, boiled RED, of one of the poor crus­taceans on the top of the open garbage can next to the fridge. How RUDE and DISGUSTING can you get in a VEGETARIAN co-op, any­way? I think I’m going to throw up now.

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